I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(how did u know)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I'm sourthern, but just not American.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Ew skirts)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (*snigger*)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I (want to) DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (so u think)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I only bolded this because I'm a teenager)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (LOL)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about(real) my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.

1.At this very moment, What time is it? : 13:19
2.Full Name: It's a Secret but if u get to know me better

3.What's your favourite past time? : ???

4.What's your favourite tv show? : Breaking Bad, Victoria wood, dinnerladies maybe.

5.Favourite colour? : Royal blue

6.Favourite Food? : Pasta, of some decription

7.Nsync or Marilyn Manson? : Nsync marilyn Manson is an arse

8.Look to the left, What's there? : The library

9.Look to the right, What's there? : Ma Mates

10.Where do you live? : Nr newmarket

11.Ice cream or cake? : Ice cream... mmmmmm... ice cream

12.What's your favourite movie? ; Barbie... LMAO Nah dodgeball or something

13.Who sent this to you? : Cirente

14.Whats a word that describes you perfectly?: is stalker magnet one word?

15.Are you even reading these all? : Everyone exept this one.

16.What do you wanna be when you grow up? ??

17.History or Gym? : Gym

18.Is that true? : Yup

19.Why are you filling this out? : Because my life is empty

20.Are you going to be a good little child, And send this to ppl? : That sounds kinda rapey

21.Was that a good question? : It was PERRVY

22.You are? Saiyaman? : What?

23.Are you going to fill this whole thing out? :
Maybe
24.Where do you think, This is gonna lead you to? : To a happier plave

25.What's the last song you listened to? : "Wake me when september ends" by greenday

26.Are you bored at the moment? : Yes, very

27.Did you dream last night? : For the small time i slept yes

28.What's a phrase or word that ppl say alot, That annoys the hell outta you? : Oh i love that

29. What do you think about plumbers, the president, the guy down the street? : Plumbers - Without them we would not have mario.

30.What is one thing your more obsessed over, You love it more than life? : ?

44.Hugs or kisses? : Um. Hugs?

45.What number are you on? : 752.

33.What time did you begin? : 13:00

34.Who's one person you hate? : you.

35.Do you want your friends to respond? : Meh.

36.Who's least likely to respond? : ... somebody who's dead.

37.Who's most likely to respond? Cirente

Stolen off

[X] the dark
[X] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[X] giving birth(well duh)
[] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 3

[] being touched
[X ] fire( everyone knows this)
[X] deep water
[X] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[X] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[X] rats and mice...
[X] jumping from high places
[] snow

Total so far: 9 (D8)

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[X] crossing hanging bridges
[X] death
[] heaven
[X] being robbed
[X] falling
[X] clowns
[X] dolls (just people who play with them)
[X] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[] having great responsibilities
[X] doctors, including dentists( only when they go does it hurt when i poke it(of course it hurt you just poked it!))
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 17 Oh god...

[] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[X] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[X] school only (people in it)
[] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[X] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[] growing up

Total so far: 21

[X] creepy noises in the night
[X] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[X] needles
[X] blood ((a bit) its more the oozing of it.)
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[X] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[X] super secrets
[X] fear


28...So I'm paranoid.

... if you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears...


If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: TOBY NEEDS HOME ASAP
(Do I????)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Toby looks like he could melt that iceberg
(WTFLOL!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A:Toby says:Make music not missiles
( I agree!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Toby really wants for his birthday is a doll's house
(I DONT DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Toby does nothing
(Sounds about right)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Why Uncle Toby Hates Everybody
( i dont btw)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Toby asks to see my Duck and Eggs
( this could be seen to be dodgy)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Toby has a sheepskin-lined kennel in the school work room and a water bowl in Fraser's office
( I do??)


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "toby likes men"
( For fucks sake i dont Cirente made me do it!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Toby Eats Straws
(MMMMMM... STRAWY)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Toby wears a shampoo bottle cap hat trimmed in silk
( i know and i look so good in it)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Toby, was arrested for shoplifting a frog and had a suspicious white powder in a bag
( i dont remember that... i think i was pissed)

LOL FUN

Its amazin how lazyness opens doors 4 u


From Cries in the dark from Cirente From someone else ETC!!!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Paul Ann

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
dunno stan...


3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Walto... Sounds weird

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Seal pup OMG LOL I SOUND LIKE SOME 5 YEAR OLDS TV SHOW

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Peter bury st edmunds

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The black coke wooh!!

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Toer WTF?

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Toffee toffee chunk???

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Jimmy Moulton WOOH

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Dunno dunno?

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Sherry Dont remeber

Wow sherry the male porn star??

Fun

Oh and comment on it if u like but no "you missed a full stop..." im not some kinda grammer ponce am i??